2010.02.21 Welcome to effing Vancouver
2010.01.30 Who is Who?
2010.01.26 Fast . . . food
2009.01.18 Why the religious persecution, S.C.?
2008.11.08 A Funnier Thing I've Seen Lately
2008.09.05 Litterbug
2008.08.17 Boozing it up
2008.03.11 ESL...-E-A-Z-E
2008.01.21 No Pirates Were Harmed
2007.12.09 Chirp
2007.11.18 Opening Day
2007.10.24 Wii
2007.09.30 For all your bleakness needs
2007.06.08 Let the Italy Stories Begin
2007.05.12 Not Quite Match.com
2007.02.11 Now That's Service
2006.11.19 Brustpolitik
2006.10.20 Their calamari is crispier
2006.10.17 Phrasebook
2006.09.27 Five people
2006.09.24 I saw it I swear
2006.09.21 Ni Shuo ShenMe?
2006.09.03 Role Model
2006.08.15 Kenneth Cole?
2006.08.03 Lizard on a Stick
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Chirp
Woman near the Parkade Entrance: [shrieks at top volume what are presumably a string of obscenities in Cantonese]
Woman near her Car: [responds by shrieking at top volume what are also presumably a string of obscenities in Cantonese]
Woman near the Parkade Entrance: [shrieks back again]
Woman near her Car: [shrieks back some more]
Car Alarm: [begins sounding loudly] SCREECH SCREECH SCREECH SCREECH
Guy Loading Stuff into his Car Nearby: [looks up, visibly irritated]
Woman near her Car: [clicks her key remote]
Car Alarm: <chirp>

Woman near her Car: [looks back at woman near entrance and resumes shrieking at her]
Woman near the Parkade Entrance: [looks back at woman at her the car and resumes shrieking back at her]
Car Alarm: SCREECH SCREECH
Woman near her Car: [without pausing this time, clicks key remote]
Car Alarm: <chirp>
Woman near the Parkade Entrance: [resumes shrieking again]
Woman near her Car: [resumes shrieking back again]
Car Alarm: SCREECH
Woman near her Car: [clicks key remote]
Car Alarm: <chirp>
Guy Loading Stuff into his Car Nearby: JESUS CHRIST FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT'S HOLY CAN YOU IDIOTS AT LEAST TURN OFF THE FREAKING CAR ALARM WHILE YOU'RE FIGHTING?!?!?

Woman near her Car: [looks at man, then at woman by entrance]
Woman near the Parkade Entrance: [looks at man, then at woman by her car]
Woman near her Car: [clicks key remote]
Car Alarm: <chirp chirp> . . . [prolonged silence]

Guy Loading Stuff into his Car Nearby: Thank you. Thank you. [Waves hand at them as if to motion them to continue what they were doing.]

Woman near the Parkade Entrance: [begins shrieking at top volume what are presumably a string of obscenities in Cantonese]
Woman near her Car: [responds by shrieking at top volume what are also presumably a string of obscenities in Cantonese]